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Quote of the Week
The first two "quote of the week"'s were lost. The next weeks' were indirectly from Despair, Inc®. They make some very amusing posters. The captions from the posters are quoted below.
Links to pictures of the posters were removed. This is done to save on bandwidth and to give credit (and copyright) where it is due. Although we like their sayings, we will stop selecting our weekly quotes from despair.com because they might not appreciate us copying more than a fair sample of their work, and we aren't here to advertise a particular product.
Week 13 - on the worth of friends and teammates
"...I think college football and this whole atmosphere of being here with my friends and teammates that I have been with for four years is ultimately more satisfying and will make me happier than any amount of money could make someone happy."
Matt Leinart announcing his return to play college football at USC
Week 12 - Enter Friend
"Say "Friend"and enter."
from J.R. Tolkien's Fellowship of the Ring
For more quotes from this book see [1]
Week 11 - To be... e.e. cummings
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
e. e. cummings
(courtesy of http://www.brainyquote.com)
Week 10- Humiliation: The Harder You Try, the Dumber You Look.
caption for a picture of a fairly spectacular fall/flip by a skiier
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/humiliation.html
Week 9- Procrastination: Hard Work Often Pays Off after Time, But Laziness Always Pays Off Now.
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/proc24x30pri.html
Week 8- Ineptitude: If You Can't Learn to Do Something Well, Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly.
http://www.despair.com/in24x30prin.html
Week 7- Idiocy: Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups.
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/idiocy.html
Week 6- Trouble: Luck Can't Last a Lifetime unless You Die Young.
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/trouble.html
Week 5- Motivation: If a Pretty Poster and a Cute Saying are All it Takes to Motivate You, You Probably have a Very Easy Job. The Kind Robots Will be Doing Soon.
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/motivation.html
Week 4- Change: When the Winds of Change Blow Hard Enough, The Most Trivial of Things Can Turn into Deadly Projectiles.
caption for a picture with a tornado
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/changewinds.html
Week 3- Individuality: Always Remember That You Are Unique. Just Like Everybody Else.
caption for a picture of snowflakes
http://www.despair.com/individuality.html
Week 2-Despair: It's Always Darkest Just Before It Goes Pitch Black
http://store.yahoo.com/demotivators/despair.html
